Sunday, August 5, 2007

I Cost $2980

Body:
Natural Hair Color:
[ ]Redhead/auburn - $100
[x]Brown - $75
[ ]Blonde - $50
[ ]Black - $15
[ ]Bald - $5
[ ]Other-$75
Total: 75

Eye Color:
[ ] Blue - $100
[ ] Green - $75
[X ] Brown - $20
[ ] Hazel - $50
[] Other - $15
Total so far: 95

Height:
[ ] Over 7' - $200
[ ]6' to 6'11" - $150
[ X]5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[ ]5'0" to 5'4" - $45
[ ] Under 5'0 - $75
Total so far: $170

Age:
[ ] 31 to 50 - $100
[ X] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 18 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 17 - $15
Total so far: $245

Current Education:
[ ] PhD - $500
[ ] Masters - $450
[X ] Bachelors - $400
[ ] Associates - $350
[] In College/Some College - $300
[ ] High School Graduate - $250
[ ] In High School - $200
[ ] junior High School [middle school] - $180
[ ] High School Dropout - $100
[ ] Elementary School - $50
[ ] What is School? - $Bankrupt$
Total so far: $645

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $300
[X] First Born - $300
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born-$150
[ ] Middle child -$100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born-$100
[ ] Adopted - $50
Total so far: $945

Drink?
[]Only Holidays - $250
[x ] Sometimes - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
Total so far: $1145

Vision?
[ ] perfect vision $300
[]have glasses but dont wear them $200
[ ]No correction $100
[] Glasses $50
[]Contacts $25
[X ] Surgical correction $10
Total so far: $1155

Car Color [or parents' car(s)]:
[ ] pink $2,000
[] Maroon- $800
[ ]Gold - $700
[ ] Grey - $600
[ ] Blue - $500
[] White - $475
[ ] Black - $450
[X] Red - $400
[ ] Green- $350
[ ] Silver - $300
[ ] Purple- $250
[ ] Metallic - $200
[ ] Yellow - $100
[ ] Primer - $75
[ ] Tan - $20
[ ] Rusted - $15
[ ] Tan - $5
[ ] No Car - $0
Total so far: $1555

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ]12 and a half to 13 - $250
[X ]11 to 12 - $200
[ ]7 to 10 - $100
[ ] Under 7 - $5
Total so far: $1755

Favorite Color:
[]Aqua-$750
[]Red - $600
[]Black - $100
[]Blue - $475
[] Brown - $50
[X]Purple - $225
[] White - $400
[]Green - $350
[]Orange - $300
[]Yellow - $300
[] Pink - $100
[]Other - $ 50
Total: $1980

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[] yes-add $500
[x] no - add $1000

Final Total: $2980

No comments: